I think I can smell my own vagina right now
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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