were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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