Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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