8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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