doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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