But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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