Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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