Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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