worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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