now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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