I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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