I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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