Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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