a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
tell me about the eggs
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