You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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