My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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