Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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