I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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