my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
dude i'm inner monologue high
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
