Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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