If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
