We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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