Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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