She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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