I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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