East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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