Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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