thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i would punch a child for taco bell
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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