Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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