did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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