this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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