hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I could have mohawked her pubes.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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