I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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