I'm drive I can fine osifer
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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