I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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