I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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