hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Randomize