id be glad to
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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