dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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