I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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