Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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