is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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