I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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