Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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