My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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