Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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