Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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