Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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