You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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