it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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