my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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