Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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