just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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