Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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